offset morningwood

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you

*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood

by Those arab guys August 27, 2017

Bradley Morning Wood

The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine

Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"

by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022

Pacific Ocean Morning Breath

When, in a West Coast state. Specifically Oregon or Northern Calfornia, morning cloud cover blocks out the sun in the morning later to be burned off by the sun, in the summer season.

This Cloud Cover is killing me.
Don't worry, it's just Pacific Ocean Morning Breath.

by kingsman23 June 28, 2010

Sippin' in the mornin'

The act of drinking sassafras tea in the morning, evening, and even at a quarter to three. Why? Because not only do I like sassafras tea, but so do you. We like sassafras tea.

Hella cool chick with lisp- "Youuuu cannnn sip it in the mornin' Sip it in the evenin'
Sip it at a cooo tooo tweeee
Cus I like Sassafras
You like Sassafras
WE like Sassafras Tea!!"

Liam- "Damn qurl you be madd sick, I like the way you be sippin' in the mornin'. Respect mun!"

by HellaCoolNigguh23RideOrDie October 11, 2011

red sky in the morning

A bad omen. A sign of bad things to come. A sign of bad weather. Comes from the New England expression: "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning." This referred to the belief that the sky's color was a predictor of the good or bad weather soon to come.

Maria looked at the crimson sky and remarked, "Uh ohh. Red sky in the morning. Maybe we should cancel today's picnic."

by redskyatnight June 5, 2014

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

by 🅱️ophie February 27, 2020

Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020