momslam

when u pick someones mom up by her vagina and slam her through a wooden table like a pickle in a jar

last night my mom told me to do my homework so i momslammed her ass

by moe N February 12, 2007

Soccer moms

A super woman mom. Stereotyped as a stay-at-home mom who is overprotective of her children. In reality works a difficult job that doesn't pay enough. Then after working all day to pay her kids' phone bills, switches from her work car to her sky blue minivan to run her nightly bus route. She takes her kids and everyone else's to a ton of activities. She volunteers to chaperone and helps in any way possible. Finally she picks everyone up from their activities and takes 30-60 min to drop all of the other kids off. Then she finally gets to take her own kids home. Instead of going to bed or relaxing, she cleans and cooks before finally collapsing on the couch in exhaustion. A few hours later, she gets up and does it all over again. Her weekends are spent in other cities and states sitting through soccer games and tournaments. Hates to ask for help from others, but always ask if others need help.

Soccer moms are amazing!

by MysteriousFlower July 1, 2017

Moomala Harris Honk Honk

A bitch with big titty milky mommy goth milkers running for vice presidency she is fucking hot and i wanna pipe

Damn this girl is hot but she aint no moomala harris honk honk

by uygyygjghjghjjghkjhk December 4, 2020

moofster

A person that wears a woman's thighs as ear warmers/muffs.

Dave Gingernuts: My brother is such a moofster, he can't get his wife's legs unwrapped from his head.

Bob Firecrotch: Word?

by ex_guile December 29, 2007

Momstead

A man with skin sooooo dark that if you were to turn out the lights, he would disappear. Also, someone who joins your circle of friends at college and becomes the "mother."

"Your mom's not at school with you so I have to ask you how your day was!"
"But your my friend, not my Momstead!"

by WhatWhatInTheButttt April 20, 2010

mookstang

A yellow mustang driven back and forth all day long by a mook who thinks his cruising will actually make him Kool.

There goes that yellow Mookstang again.

by larrysimmons May 15, 2010

Momstormed

It's when you are doing something such as playing modern warfare 2 on the xbox, and your whore of a mother comes in the room like an -SS- trooper yelling orders like your some kind of jewish servent

guy1: "guy2 what's up?"
guy2: "not much just getting wrecked by preditor missles"
guy1: " o yea?"
guy2: "yea dude so FUCK IM GETTING MOMSTORMED."
Mom: "YOU FAGGOT GO DO SHIT THAT HAS NO PURPOSE OF BEING DONE RIGHT NOW BUT YOU MUST DO IT NOW!"

by Bang Bang1337 August 2, 2010