A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
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What's with you? First you have a shitgut, then you go to the gym and get a ripgut, and now you're fat again. When is that mercgut gonna calm down?
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A specialised term used in the game of cricket when one team attains a moral victory over the succesful opposition. In that the game was lost but a moral victory can be taken away from the game.
Winning on a first innings and then being embarrassed in the second innings, Albany Creek were Merchanted
by Norman August 8, 2004
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by Oopsiedaisybucklemyshoe May 2, 2018
Get the Mercelyn mug.Mercenaries - Mercy Eke's fanbase, first female winner of Big Brother Nigeria 2019. They are one of Nigeria's biggest, most popular celebrity fanbase and the first fanbase to produce a female winner.
Mercenaries- resilient, loyal & protective.
A professional soldier hired to serve in a foreign army.
Mercenaries- resilient, loyal & protective.
A professional soldier hired to serve in a foreign army.
"Don't come for Mercy Eke, her Mercenaries are always on guard"
"he had planned to seize power with the aid of a group of mercenaries"
"he had planned to seize power with the aid of a group of mercenaries"
by Duchess Eddie May 6, 2021
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Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."
by Impercinator February 15, 2010
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2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.
2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.
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