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Meth van

A shit box mini van that typically has a light bar on it that is off to one side or a minivan turned into a convertible truck
Oh shit there goes Floyd smoking a cig in his meth van.
by Jefg8r April 16, 2022
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Crystal meth

Crystal Meth is Used to help chill you out or hype up
by Enjoyitmf11 December 10, 2024
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Meth

Does not make you see shadow people but similar to Creatine
Meth is something wild to be on with women
by Wholethang19 April 29, 2024
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Meth Eyeball

Meth eyeball is a condition where one of the eyeballs move in odd directions like lazy eye, but it is caused by years of crystal meth abuse.
Cassie’s nickname is Meth Eyeball, her boss Tammy fired her for smoking meth in the gas station shed.
by xxredeyexx December 31, 2024
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Meth whore

98% of the females BORN in Todd County Ky. And ALL of the nasty females that do group sex and suck pecker for a line working at Quality Web Printing in Elkton and the Dollar Store beside it. (100%) truths.

Literally every 1 of them at these 2 places also look like they was all born on the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then was hit by a MACK Truck, followed by being stung all over their faces by a swarm of hornets but the stings never heal. Lol to put it shortly, they're all post children for why you SHOULDN'T DO METHAMPHETAMINE. They go around (even work) and ask to do sex things for meth or any drug to be high, some of them do this with their kids right behind them in the break rooms. It's sad.
"Meth whores are so damn pathetic."

"It's really sad how many meth whores are on Mall's line. Smh."

"That damn Gant girl @ Quality wouldn't stop asking me to pay her sex, and in front of her little kid too"

"My wife's gonna end up knocking the 2 teeth left in Harleys mouth down her throat if she doesn't stay back."

"This town used to be a good place. It's sad it's overrun with meth monkey's now"

"The girls at Quality Web are seriously ALL meth monkey's dude. Don't work there it's not worth it."

"Those meth monkey's go around and try to get people to pay for secret orgy's and they're nasty. Did you know they put drugs literally EVERYWHERE they can?"

"I don't like him, he lies about his wife constantly and she's stunning but he cheats on her with those zombie looking meth monkey's over on Mallory's line."

"He's a meth monkey just like those scary lookin meth whores with Mallory are, he thinks saying that shit makes what he does look ok."
by BoydYoung90 November 13, 2022
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Meth-o-Theleoma

Overamping on too much methamphetamines causing extreme paranoia.
People starting to see shadow people waving at them on the side of the road and/or having to rescue your friend from staring out of the window blinds for hours at nothing.

This is classic definition of

Meth-o-Theleoma.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
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fake meth

Fake Dope...meth that gets you high but wont show on urine tests
I was able to get high off fake meth fake dope people at treatment never knew because i tested clean
by Skittles72 September 12, 2017
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