Melonious

Breasts that are swollen like melons

My boobs are completely melonious today!

by BBBruce June 8, 2018

MelonShooter

look at this melon compooter dude nerd that like Spanish -SqueezySniper

Someone who shoots melons

MelonShooter: anyone want to ride my melon horse

by SqueezySniper October 20, 2018

Melon Docking

The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.

To fuck a hole in a Melon.

Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.

David’s evening at the bar ended in a 4 hour session of Melon Docking

by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019

melon-g-johns

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

by Krkič August 12, 2019

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

Melons

Juicy big boobs

I got juicy melons

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

Melon

Being a retard

Luke you melon

by Beaztly July 8, 2020