Mega Fake Gangster

Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.
Dude, Jermey is a mega fake gangster. He calls everyone stupid and acts like he's in the hood
by Swordviper January 22, 2018
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Mega-Dittos

The salute given to Rush Limbaugh by his brain-dead callers. See also: mega-dildos.
Mega-dittos, rush! Long-time listener, first-time caller! Great show as always! You're a great American! It's a sad commentary on a slippery slope when they throw the baby out with the bath water. Semper Fi! Tell us more about how Clinton is responsible for the Great Depression.
by Chris Fuckin' Anderson November 05, 2006
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Mega man X

Mega man X Rocks but when is Sigma gonna die?!
by ZeroX January 31, 2004
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mega dank nooner

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner
Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”
by Professional squid September 25, 2020
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los mega shrimps

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.
Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps
by Alfonso De La cruz November 18, 2016
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Mega Knight

A legendary 7 Elixir card which is typically used for defense to defeat tanks or swarms and can be used for counter pushing. It is unlockable at Arena 7(Royal Arena). At level 9 it does 222 damage, 444 spawn damage and has 3333 health. It has the unique property of jumping which has the same attack damage as spawning. It requires a minimum of 3.5 tiles and a maximum of 5 tiles to activate the jump attack. It's is one of two cards to have a charge attack as well as being one of three cards to have spawn damage. It walks medium speed and only attacks ground. It can commonly be countered by minion horde, inferno dragon, Pekka, Inferno tower or mini pekka(all cards must be equal or better for best results and there are many more ways to counter a mega knight). The mega knight(when not star leveled) is a big troop which posses a black chassis with a helmet design similar to the dark prince, has chainmail under the plate armour similarly to knight and has to black spiked spherical gauntlets to smash his opponents. When counter pushing, it is recommended to use a splash troop, anti air troop, tank killer, freeze spell, zap, or horde troops to take care of tank killers or inferno troops quickly depending on the opponents deck.
"He lands with the force of 1000 mustaches, then from one foe to the next dealing huge area damage. Stand aside!" - Clash Royale, Mega Knight Bio
by AFG-K August 14, 2021
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mega thrust-gust

that perfect movement when you use your pelvic area to thrust an item across the room. bonus points if the object hits a girl
Girl: Oh no! He mega thrust-gusted my phone at me!

Boy: Wow, perfect trajectory!
by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021
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