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meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.
There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
by bobaphat February 15, 2006
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meat urinal

A japanese pornography fetish referring to a woman who is disregarded as a human being and referred only to as meat. Further degrading said woman, the pornography video features japanese men urinating on the woman. The term does not strictly need to be used as a pornography descriptor, but can also be an insult to an ordinary woman.
Did you see that dumb fuck Jenny at the party getting peed on? She is such a a meat urinal.
by Luvs2splooge87 October 8, 2017
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meat spoon

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"
by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009
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meat on the bones

The perfect balance between skinny and fat. Not to be confused with Cornfed. Women with meat on the bones typically consider themselves overweight. As a result they show a significantly higher level of humility that further enhances their overall attractiveness.
That girl is pretty cute, but I like a little more meat on the bones.
by Spike the nail driver August 18, 2017
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Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat
You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “
by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020
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lean meat

1. slang term for penis, etc.

2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.
1. "I will slap you with my lean meat."

2. "Yo! That dude has some lean meat."
by Curtis Popsicle November 6, 2010
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Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 9, 2011
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