There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
by bobaphat February 16, 2006
For a man to take his whole "package" and dredge it across his girlfriend's face slowly, making sure to slow down more around the nose. Kind of like teabagging but instead of dropping, you dredge all of your stuff across the face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give it up last night so when she went to sleep, I took my junk and meat dredged her from chin to forehead.
by biffered February 14, 2012
The human penis.
by Blecchy Green December 07, 2009
Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 09, 2011
When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat
I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off
by FatDaddyMcDaniel July 14, 2018
a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.
by king jonman July 02, 2006
1. slang term for penis, etc.
2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.
2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.
by Curtis Popsicle November 05, 2010