Math Goggles

One "wearing nerd goggles" becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. The average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly sexy to someone "wearing nerd goggles," especially when he or she "talks math."

Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.

Boyfriend: "why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? "
Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"

Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."
Dude : "HOW?!?!"
Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"
Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))

by ihaveamathfetish October 14, 2009

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math class

A place to stare and wander in space. A time to think deeply about your life. And fail many tests because of lack of intrest in pointless math problems.

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by pAIGE October 1, 2002

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drug math

The unexpected ability of an American to convert easily between grams and ounces. Often derived from college experiences dividing marijuana and other substances.

We needed to know how many grams were in 2 ounces of sugar. Thankfully my <i>drug math</i> skills kicked in and told me it was 28.5 grams x 2. Now if only I knew drug arithmetic.

by ChinkyChinkerson September 19, 2007

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math nigger

derogatory term for asian

sure are alot of math niggers here at Disneyworld by golly

by blueluna August 17, 2006

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math rock

A loose grouping of bands into a genre (but not a specific scene) of varying sounds. All share similar, abstract qualities and most find jazz as an influence. The math rock movement mostly occured during the mid to late 1990s. Bands that can be called math rock include June of 44, Rodan, Polvo, and the 1.6 Band.

Shir, that drummer sounds like he only listens to math rock.

by andrew September 24, 2004

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