Management love-in

A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.

I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...

by MAKtheVague August 6, 2011

tasque manager

the definition of waifu energy

"Tasque Manager gave off so much waifu energy"
"The woman from that deltarune game?"
"Yeah"
"Get a life bro"

by TobiasFoxington July 26, 2023

The Manager Room

The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.

There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!

by public2 November 12, 2022

Account Managers

A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.

A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.

You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.

by franklydave June 28, 2017

Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.

Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting

by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023

design management

Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.

I'm a design management student.

by DMI Student February 20, 2014

managed out to earth

When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians

Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?

Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now

by aodcarth September 19, 2022