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Dumpster monk

A dumpster monk is a monkey who likes porches and likes to dig through trash to make it through the winter and they love chicken.
by monk man65969696969 April 14, 2021
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sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021
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Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play
"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"
by MadRizz February 11, 2022
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monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter August 10, 2016
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Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D
"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"
by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022
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Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).
-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*
by Moorson October 1, 2020
mugGet the Monkmug.

Monke

You but hairy and dumb
Guy: do you remember monkes

Other guy : um yea
Guy: THEY ALL FUCKING DIED THEY GODDAMN FUCKING DIED
Other guy: ⊙_⊙
by Melodyseen July 11, 2022
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