Long Island Balloon

Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.

Dude, i had a long island balloon with your mom last night.

Long Island Balloon by Acollectionofpeople October 12, 2009

long time companion 

a sometimes euphemistic term used to describe one of two people of the same sex who are in a commited, longterm, co-habitational relationship, and who are often presumed to be lovers.

myrtle and her long time companion, susan, retired together on Cape Cod last year.

long time companion by dagger_grrl October 2, 2004

Long Island 

Island that extends from Queens to Suffolk County. Covers a large area of multicultural mixes. Suffolk County contains more than just the Hamptons and is not all rich or all poor. It is south and east of NYC. Although two parts of NYC are on the island the whole island is not part of the city. That is like saying Disneyworld is all of Forida, or Boston is the only city in MA.

However it does have the world's Biggest parking lot commonly known as the LIE.

Also some LIers are from NYC but not all and all LIers are New Yorkers.

1: Oh where are you from?

2: Long Island

1: Isn't it dangerous there in the city?

2: I wouldn't know I'm from Suffolk County.

1: Oh the Hamptons.

2: No they are an hour away.

1: Oh. Where are you?

2: Here.

1: Never heard of it.

2: Well it is part of Long Island.

Long Island by Island Guy November 9, 2008

long T 

A long t-shirt that may go down to your knees, a long shirt in the form of a T. Mainly black males wear these types of shirts in the hip hop style.

Look at that boy with that long T.

long T by Lolly Magnet September 19, 2006

Long John Snickers 

An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties

1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars

Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.

Long John Snickers by Derkalerk November 23, 2006

Long-Shot-Louis 

A Long-Shot-Louis is someone, when playing the sport football, always takes shots from far out range.

"Hey, why didn't you pass? I was in so much space! Your such a Long-Shot-Louis!"

Long-Shot-Louis by Nico Docherty March 3, 2008

Long Distance Diva 

A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest

Once she started dating someone out of state, she became a total Long Distance Diva.

Long Distance Diva by Jordan0517 February 20, 2010