lettucing

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by jacktheclown February 17, 2024
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a phrase said in the song good day by the fabloo band tally hall lettucing
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lettuce pile

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?
by GeeLuver September 13, 2022
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 23, 2024
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Cracker Lettuce

A slur used to describe pro-fascist white lesbians, particularly on social media where they're protected by censorship.
"Ignore her, dude. She's a Cracker Lettuce, she hates you no matter what you do."
by WrongTime May 13, 2024
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lettuce skipper

A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.
Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.
by sjsays August 12, 2018
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Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex
I was only limp lettuces one
by Dxddy1234 November 20, 2019
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