lazy salamander

A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.
"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."
by Beachnut32 February 18, 2008
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Lazy Labia

A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.
Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?

Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!
by T.J. Kerr March 23, 2012
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The Lazy Dog

When a man and a woman are fucking doggy style and, simultaneously they both fall over and continue to fuck on their sides.
Jamal: "yo, how'd it go with Shandra last night?"

Ron: "sweet, we were fucking doggy style when we both kinda fell over and started doing the lazy dog."

Jamal: "on your side?"

Ron: "yeah, it was dope."
by MasturbateThis! January 24, 2010
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Lazy Sarah

A "Lazy Sarah" is a girl who just lies on her back during sex not puting much effort into it.
I heard from Jon, that Amanda is a Lazy Sarah
by bojangles905 September 25, 2006
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Lazy nipple

When a person is cold or turned on, though only one nipple goes hard.
excuse me but you have a lazy nipple!
by firolanderbree June 20, 2007
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Lazy Boy

The term “Lazy Boy” is used to describe a person similar to that of a “Lax Bro”. A “Lazy Boy” is commonly a person who wears a snap back hat, or any type of baseball cap, either backwards or forwards, loosely supporting hair that is anywhere from 2 to 4 inches long. The "Lazy Boy’s” bangs must be folded up off the forehead, and under the hat.
“Dude check out that LAzy Boy! Look at the sweet absence of bangs!”

“Check out Rowan today, he’s Lazing it like crazy with that hat!"
by ShawJ March 06, 2011
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Lazy Lover

It's early in the morning or very late at night and your partner is tired. However, you needs to git yours - so what do you do? You get their consent to use the "ass groove" as a makeshift humping device and proceed to indulge yourself like a dog doing wrong. The real question here is will the end result stay in your boxer shorts or is your partner a true champion, willing to get their back wet.
Dude, I was so horny last night that I convinced my old lady to give me a Lazy Lover.
by Lazy Lover September 04, 2009
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