Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

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Fanal Lap

A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.

"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"

by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009

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Victory Lap

To hickey a girls breast

Person 1: Yo you give the victory lap to that girl
Person 2: yea, left a huge mark

by JackRosa July 26, 2021

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

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Lapping

The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.

Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.

by Flowerling April 28, 2021

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Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.

That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...

by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

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