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a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.
i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.
by babsohboy January 22, 2017
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Kurt

Ay grabe to go chooks to go po itong lalakeng to malakas din po mangtakam ng jabili kala mo talaga HAHAHAHABABABABABA aguy be wushu hala siya oh teka dadaldal lang ako dito Kurt hehehehe aydaneng na yan wala akong masabi 🤨 eto kasi yon Kurt i appreciate you be tapos be nakakaproud ka be oo tapos wise ka rin be tas maladective tumpak tapos uy oh pogi kaba? sige oo
bakit ba kase kailangan ng Jokes? joke joke joke ayan Kurt hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
by @xsky July 17, 2022
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Kurt Cobain

Kurt Donald Cobain (February 20th, 1967 - April 5th, 1994), better known as Kurt Cobain, was an American musician best known for his work as the front-man of Seattle grunge group Nirvana, which he founded in 1987 with fellow musicians Krist Novoselic and Aaron Burckhard, who was later replaced with several other drummers, including Chad Channing, before in 1990, landing on Dave Grohl, 3 albums were released in his lifetime, "Bleach", "Nevermind" and "In Utero". He suffered from several ailments, including a chronic stomach ailment, he also struggled with an addiction to Heroin, which he overdosed from several times, including once in March of 1994, which resulted in an attempt to detox him, which failed when he escaped from rehabilitation, on April 5th, 1994, he shot himself with a shotgun in the greenhouse of his Seattle home, his body was discovered 3 days later by an electrician, he was 27 years old.
Person 1: who is your favorite rock singer?
Person 2: dude, Kurt Cobain, without a doubt!
by EllieLostwave October 3, 2025
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Alvince Kurt Paitan

He is Trash at basketball and cant shoot threes Perimeter shots and freethrows thats how bad he is.
Alvince kurt paitan is trash at basketball.
by GamerBaller69420 October 1, 2022
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Kurt Cobain

greasy, witty, punky 1990s heartthrob. he had nice hair and sang about vomiting, cum & diarrhea, if that's not definitive of pretty neat, than i don't know what is
Kurt Cobain? Oh, the guy who made that cool painting of that crossdressing looking marionette? I love that guy!
by sistinearsonist January 6, 2024
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kurt

kurt is a badass kid who likes to chorr head
by RoomiePlays May 6, 2019
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Kurt Cobain

When you have not ejaculated for some time, and the build up causes you to get semen on your face
I Kurt Cobained myself again
by Hugh J ASS January 18, 2025
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