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kurt

kurt is a badass kid who likes to chorr head
by RoomiePlays May 6, 2019
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Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.
I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.
by Nachofriends January 17, 2025
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Flirty Kurt

When a balding man thinks he has a chance with a hot woman.
Damn bro check out that bald Flirty Kurt over there talking to that super hot woman!
by PrimeForce666 October 11, 2018
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Kurt Kobain Roulette

A different take on Russian Roulette where you and four others load live shells into a shotgun and one by one everyone points the gun at themselves and fires
Have you ever tried Kurt Kobain Roulette? It’s mind blowing!
by DudeWhyBRUH December 28, 2024
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Kurt Cobain

When you're having a wank and you accidentally shoot your load in your own face.
Man that was powerful I just totally Kurt Cobained it
by digitalchaos April 25, 2022
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Kurt

Ay grabe to go chooks to go po itong lalakeng to malakas din po mangtakam ng jabili kala mo talaga HAHAHAHABABABABABA aguy be wushu hala siya oh teka dadaldal lang ako dito Kurt hehehehe aydaneng na yan wala akong masabi 🤨 eto kasi yon Kurt i appreciate you be tapos be nakakaproud ka be oo tapos wise ka rin be tas maladective tumpak tapos uy oh pogi kaba? sige oo
bakit ba kase kailangan ng Jokes? joke joke joke ayan Kurt hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
by @xsky July 17, 2022
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Kurt

Kurt is a coffee date god.
by Bistroboss97 November 22, 2021
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