pasta knot

When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight

I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!

by squiding January 13, 2017

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Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex preaching situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith threw a KNOT in there! Romans 4:5 JST

by StillTrying2Help May 19, 2023

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Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.

Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.

by Maniconwords February 12, 2025

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boyscout knot

when two gay males tie their penis' into all the way from a single to quadruple knot, and then get erections in order to untie them and then proceed in order to cum all over each other.

Are we gonna do the boyscout knot tonight.

by SlappinEwoksLikeDemHoes October 25, 2010

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peter knot

When you pull your Peter "dick" out and hit her on the head so hard that it makes a knot.

Eww look at that Peter knot Susie has, it's the size of a mushroom tip

by Silent92 August 13, 2022

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Knot/Clown

In reference to racist symbology or a racist person. A living Cartoon. Odd behavior like that of prime time TV. Someone who despises the development of our species. A warped out zapped up person that is easily startled. A completely insane & mysterious person. A Knock.

You: I had such a bad day. I lost my job and I’m in trouble nearly failing classes. I don’t know what to do???

Me: Don’t worry about dem Knot/Clown ya herd!!!

by Chief Lotsadough May 8, 2021

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