The queen of cats. Katies are obsessed with cats and have tons of them. They are defintely future old cat ladies. Katies are usually really short, black, and asian. They can fly through the air because they're so tiny. They are usually very good in bed, although they have diseases and love to share them. They have really long willies, but they are very skinny and hairy. Katies can bounce on their huge asses to survive huge falls, and their boobs can give people black eyes. They are often very creepy and watch porn every day. They are always bi-sexual. When you try to talk to a katie, she just moans. If you talk to one on the internet, she will simply type gibberish, as the English language is too difficult for her to use most of the time. However, when she does say something, it's usually very sexual, because she ALWAYS has sex on her brain. Not to be confused with an Ann or a Natalie.
Guy 1: Did you know that Katie has a dick?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but it's okay because her boobs are bigger than her head!
Guy 2: Yeah man, but it's okay because her boobs are bigger than her head!
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Get the Katie mug.A katie is a very dim-witted person. Usually born brunette but meant to be blonde. Sometimes messes up places and calls them the wrong thing. Normally very pretty. But normally has a big butt.
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She’s literally a katie
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Get the Katie mug.A, "Katie", is the ultimate underage party girl. A young lady that is over 18, but under 21, yet doesn't let that keep her from getting into bars, clubs, and other situations where debauchery is likely to occur. "Katie" is often subjected to the walk of shame after a night of festivities, yet this won't stop her from going hard in the paint.
That girl in my economics class is the biggest "katie" on campus.
I always see "katie" walking down Franklin street with a different dude every night.
I always see "katie" walking down Franklin street with a different dude every night.
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These girls are known to be incredibly clingy and hard to get rid of.
These girls are known to be incredibly clingy and hard to get rid of.
Wow are we walking down this street in hopes of the possibility of seeing that really cool guy doing strenuous yard work with no shirt on? This makes me feel like such a Katie!
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