Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.
Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.
Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.
a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche
2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE
iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche
2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE
iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.
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Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
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Jonasz is one of the kindest guys you will ever meet. His smile can light up your whole world in an instant. Just being around him makes you feel safe and cared for. He can be quiet and reserved or outgoing and fun. He loves to listen to music. Team sports are his favourite type of sports activity, but he's also willingly attending the gym. Cooking skills are his strong side. Most of his clothes are made of boyfriend material. The perfect companion for movie nights, but also to party. If you are looking for someone to spend hours chatting with, do not be afraid to approach him. When you can not find the song you heard on the radio, Jonasz is the person you should approach and ask to help. Sometimes he may think he isn’t good enough but in all honesty, he’s perfect the way he is. He’s smart, compassionate, athletic, and funny. Jonasz never leaves others 'on read' and always responds with the perfect timing.
Jonasz is one of the kindest guys you will ever meet. His smile can light up your whole world in an instant. Just being around him makes you feel safe and cared for. He can be quiet and reserved or outgoing and fun. He loves to listen to music. Team sports are his favourite type of sports activity, but he's also willingly attending the gym. Cooking skills are his strong side. Most of his clothes are made of boyfriend material. The perfect companion for movie nights, but also to party. If you are looking for someone to spend hours chatting with, do not be afraid to approach him. When you can not find the song you heard on the radio, Jonasz is the person you should approach and ask to help. Sometimes he may think he isn’t good enough but in all honesty, he’s perfect the way he is. He’s smart, compassionate, athletic, and funny. Jonasz never leaves others 'on read' and always responds with the perfect timing.
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