Johnny-Don

A Unique person. A one of a kind. Well mannered and very loyal. Very possessive and a deep thinker. Will succeed at everything he tries. A perfectionist to the end.

How do you build something like that? I don't know...Let's ask Johnny-Don.

by Monason November 22, 2011

Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.

That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler

by Major Obvious June 8, 2015

Johnny Nap

A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people

Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap

by WillCComedy June 5, 2022

Johnny popper

Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!

I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.

by Booty-Judy August 21, 2019

Johnny Peters

Johnny Peters is a term used for 1 an over weight person at age 12 to 14. 2 a term used for someone with a common name

The kid next to me is a Johnny Peters 2 sivon Beret is not a Johnny Peters name

by Messmaker7 June 11, 2018

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

Johnny Joestar

A caked-up crippled murderer

Johnny Joestar’s Tusk ACT 4 mad as hell bruh

by Susamusa59 June 12, 2023