A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.
by Major Obvious June 8, 2015
Get the Johnny Wheelermug. by WillCComedy June 5, 2022
Get the Johnny Napmug. Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10
by HFS tahjea January 20, 2022
Get the Johnny burnsmug. A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.
"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".
by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018
Get the Johnny Cubiclemug. by Big brother John February 1, 2019
Get the Johnny businessmug. by katsukid October 26, 2019
Get the lil johnnymug. Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018
Get the Johnny Gomesmug.