A Jim tonic is the type of guy to hang around the woodies parking lot, mid afternoon with a liter bottle of vodka in one hand and a bent joint in the other. Jim tonics spend their nights preaching the word of the lord to ket goblins in back alleys. Their favorite pastimes include customizing crocs and talking about how stoned they are. Jim tonics show no emotion towards any man woman or child except for their pet dogs.
My friend James is a real Jim tonic, I saw him handing out rollies to children behind lidl the other morning.
by Scuddfromdahood July 18, 2019
Get the jim tonicmug. Your roblox girlfriend and the guy that looks at u creepily stares at you when you have a family ruenion.
by ihavegianntpp January 20, 2021
Get the Uncle Jimmug. Awesome kid that is loved by everyone in the room. A Jim Enyia can usually be found at the center of attention but in a good way you need a Jim Enyia more then a rahjani
by jimmmyboyy June 11, 2019
Get the JIM ENYIAmug. She bent over over and I spread her cheeks and
he coughed on her supple booty hole then she repaid the favor by farting in his face hence giving a steamy jim
he coughed on her supple booty hole then she repaid the favor by farting in his face hence giving a steamy jim
by Steamy jim February 10, 2023
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Get the Uncle Jimmug. One of the best managers, bookers and overall personalities in wrestling history. While currently retired from the wrestling business, Cornette owns a podcast that led him to become one of the most listened and most subscribed wrestling personalities on YouTube.
While one of the best talkers in wrestling history, Jim Cornette is perhaps best known for his outspoken criticisms with modern wrestling (especially in WWE and AEW), most notably hardcore wrestling, cartoonish and goofy gimmicks, videogame-based movesets in the ring, performers who constantly break kayfabe and never take the business seriously (a.k.a "wrestlers" who prefer sports entertainment than actual wrestling), and modern wrestling fans who support all of the above.
Last, but not least, he is known for having outbursts when talking about people he hates the most, most of them that belong (or belonged) in the wrestling business. Some of the notable examples are: Vince Russo (the number one on his list, also identified by Cornette as 'shit stain' or 'the Archbishop of Talentbury'), Kevin Dunn, Ed Ferrara, John Laurinaitis, Greg the Office Boy (from Ring of Honor), Jim Herd, Tim Horner, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Joey Janella (a.k.a "Jelly Nutella"), Marko Stunt, Donald Trump and all republicans.
While one of the best talkers in wrestling history, Jim Cornette is perhaps best known for his outspoken criticisms with modern wrestling (especially in WWE and AEW), most notably hardcore wrestling, cartoonish and goofy gimmicks, videogame-based movesets in the ring, performers who constantly break kayfabe and never take the business seriously (a.k.a "wrestlers" who prefer sports entertainment than actual wrestling), and modern wrestling fans who support all of the above.
Last, but not least, he is known for having outbursts when talking about people he hates the most, most of them that belong (or belonged) in the wrestling business. Some of the notable examples are: Vince Russo (the number one on his list, also identified by Cornette as 'shit stain' or 'the Archbishop of Talentbury'), Kevin Dunn, Ed Ferrara, John Laurinaitis, Greg the Office Boy (from Ring of Honor), Jim Herd, Tim Horner, Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Joey Janella (a.k.a "Jelly Nutella"), Marko Stunt, Donald Trump and all republicans.
Hardcore wrestling fan: "Bro, I loved seeing Jon Moxley sticking a fork on that guy's head! That was awesome!"
Jim Cornette: "How about I stick a fork up your ass, you mother******!"
Jim Cornette: "How about I stick a fork up your ass, you mother******!"
by DiogoAttitude June 1, 2023
Get the Jim Cornettemug.