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January 19 

IT'S THE LAST FUCKING DAY OF THE ORANGE BITCH BODY ASS-BUILT ROBLOX AVATAR LOOKING ASS DISCRASE OF A PRESIDENT BEING IN THE OVAL OFFICE!
person1: hey it's January 19 person2: DUDE FUCK YES *plays "It's a party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus * person1: Justin, I know you're my best friend but... I could like... kiss you RN! person2: DUDE SAME *he kisses Justin*
January 19 by NenaChan1 January 19, 2021

january 1th 

national Greg day, celebrate everyone named Greg!
larry: oh hey Greg *hugs* its national Greg day!, January 1th
Greg: thank you

January 15

People born on this day like to play victim and are often depressed and hungry. They’re fun sometimes and other times ruin others days . Great manipulators
Oh he’s he’s acting like you’re the problem when it’s him? He must be a Capricorn, most likely born on January 15
January 15 by Don’t play victim November 23, 2021

January 19 

if your were born in January 19 you are the SMARTEST person walking the planet rn everyone else is dipshit
Omg look its that girl that was born on January 19! She's going to be our valedictorian this year!
January 19 by iiqquayy December 2, 2021

January 1st 

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want
“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x
January 1st by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

January 17 

Its her birthday! (January 17 2022 she would have been 100! Too bad she died December 31 2021)
January 17 by Nopetynope January 15, 2022