jan - jan

a rat the is short angry, scared of everything. always makes who asked jokes like who asked for you to be a short lil cunt. short gyal ova here!!!!

"omg, is that jan - jan?" "mhm, it is!!" "that short lil cunt"

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Jan odonnell

She's hot. Juggy mom with a big Ole butt!

Looking for a BBQ to join.

"Jan Odonnell is one hot momma"

by Doinyamommysmommy November 4, 2022

Jan 13

National wife beater day. Wear a wife beater

person: tmr is national wife beater day!
person 2: really?!
person: It's where you wear a wife beater

Jan 13

by yaywiisports January 12, 2023

Jan-zone

Its even worse than being in the friendzone

Dude 1: hey bro did she friend zone u?
Dude 2: no even worse i got jan-zone

by Thomasvgp November 5, 2018

Jan-Harm

Broken gym man.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.

Boy 1: Bro are you good?

Boy 2: yes, i am just going Jan-Harm zone thats all, breaking my limits.

by USAGymrat November 23, 2021

Jan

the definiton of humans with low IQ. if you see yourself as a Jan, you better just take suicide, cuz u ain't going anywhere with that brain my guy, just a tip
You're also defined as a simp, fat and acne human. AKA you're fat, u roll to places except the gym, you simp for guys, and ur face has enough acne's to start a river of acne juice.

Poor movie taste

" I heard his name is Jan, I feel bad for the parents, having to live with such a pain in the ass.

" if you decide to name ur child Jan, ur braindead, fat probably and also low IQ

by Dark Yoshi May 25, 2021

Jan

... or Big Furcel from Třeboň is king of his poddaných in Nordic, but he often doesn't have čas for them. He goes out in kraťasy and žabky until November and gains attention from queen T.

His strength is the hair on his face, his lush beard and messy hair.
Anyway, he is too hot for Nordic, he must go to Love Island.

Jan or Big Furcel is big boy and everyone love him.

by me-an November 23, 2021