Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one

eee it's jake

by DDew56 July 12, 2019

Jake

Jake is a nice cool heartwarming person. Half insane and half loving everyone loves it. Super good at cuddling and always ready for a hug. Loves animals and will have all the girls surrounding him. Amazing musician loves the string instruments and piano. Has many friends and no one is surprised if he is dancing or screaming in a store or restaurant. Sometimes annoying well most of the time but people some how get attached to it.

Jake is insane

by YoyoItzJakeOnly August 18, 2017

Jakes

A gang related term used to describe the law enforcement force

Yo Ronnie those jakes are creepin

by Yxng_meme_lord March 24, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022

Jake

A Jake is someone special and a person who is just so incredibly awesome, his smile is just so cute but his talent for footy is just amazing. Jake is someone who is just so caring and kind towards anyone and everyone he meets. His eyes are always sparkling in the sunlight which is pretty damn cute too. He is very handsome.If you find a Jake make sure you never loose him, he sure is someone you should keep close to the heart, never regret having a Jake in your life he definitely is special in absolutely every way.

"Jake good luck for you footy game tomorrow!"

by ecarg13 June 8, 2018

Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

by user213283 October 11, 2020

Jake

Jake is a guy who will always love you even when you make dumb mistakes, he’s the type that you will give a second chance, he’s the type of guy that would always have family first more than anything but he will still fine time for you. Oh and he’s like also really smart

Jake is like my ride or die

by Lilly’s life February 16, 2019