Iron Monkey

Once memorably described in the pages of the UK music magazine Kerrang! as having a sound "thicker than a shit milkshake", Iron Monkey formed in Nottingham, England, in 1994, intending "to irritate as many people as possible," according to bass player Doug Dalziel. That may have worked for a while, but eventually the band had to deal with the fact that quite a few people actually liked what they were doing. After releasing a self-titled six-song mini-album in 1996, the band gained a fair amount of appreciation in the underground. Rumors abounded that Pantera frontman Phil Anselmo was listening to the self-titled release when he overdosed on heroin in 1996.

Other albums to ad to your collection:
"Our Problem" 1998
"We've Learned Nothing" split w/ Church of Misery 1998
"Ruined by Idiots" 2003

The various members went on to work on various projects including the Dukes Of Nothing, Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine, Phantom Limb Management, Armour Of God, and My War. Prior to his untimely death of kidney failure in June 2002, Morrow had formed Murder One and started his own label, Maniac Beast, on which a posthumous collection of live and lost recordings was released in 2002. Typically brutal and uncompromising, it was a fitting epitaph for Morrow's efforts.

Johnny Morrow : Vocals (RIP)

Dean Berry : Guitar

Stuart O'Hara : Guitar

Doug Dalziel : Bass

Justin Greaves : Drums

Holy shit! Iron Monkey? These guys are bad ass!

Bongzilla had to up their game cause Iron Monkey is heavier than a Brachiosaurus dump.

I didn't always have to smoke weed to feel Iron Monkey's wrath.

Smoking weed then listening to Iron Monkey is definately an experience.

Brutal, angst, loud, unpleasant to the faint hearted, stoner groove. Iron Monkey was the only band to do it so wrong in the right way.

Black Sabbath Bongzilla Church of Misery Eyehategod High on Fire Sleep Corrupted weed hash chronic

by vigilanty June 21, 2009

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iron screwdriver

The act of warming a screwdriver until it turns red and then shove it your hole of choice.

He gave an iron screwdriver until she screamed his name hard!

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Iron Eyes

A game played over IM between two insanely bored people. The first person says a dirty term and the second person must google image search that term (with safesearch filters off). Then the second person must send the first person a direct link to the picture to prove that they looked at it. After enough omg's, wtf's, and :O's, the second person will give the first person another dirty term and vice versa.

This game can seriously disturb, destroy, and lower your moral values.

player1: wanna play iron eyes?
player2: okay.
player1: fat hentai chicks
player2. WTF
player1: do it you pussy
player2: ok ok hld on

(a minute later)

player2: WTF
player1: hahahahahah
player2: (link to picture)
player2: ok my turn
player2: ghetto cock

you get the drill

by xmetal May 14, 2009

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