a lot of ppl said the iphone would fail back in 2009 as i can see from reading the definitions, but theyare very stupid because now iPhone has taken over all of their lives. hahahah MAUAAHHAAJJAAJMQMMQMQQMAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHA
Teenage boy in 2010: "haah, the iphone is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen! Its a waste of 500 bucks. so useless"
the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
by bigappleuser3000 December 30, 2023

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.
While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?
Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
by AI_Buni October 15, 2022

1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)
2) how people recognize creepy people.
2) how people recognize creepy people.
"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.
90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.
90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
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