by anonymous March 3, 2023
Get the weed storemug. The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.
Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce from Rhonda. He was like a kid in a candy store!
Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
by forever creepin' April 8, 2021
Get the Candy Storingmug. 1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
Get the Grocery storemug. A one-sided hatred for a fandom, usually done through exposure of "cringe" or drama. Named after how stores show a limited range of products through their front window.
by Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce July 22, 2024
Get the Store Windowmug. by truest_fax August 4, 2021
Get the store brandmug. by TotallyNotAmerican October 11, 2019
Get the Storemug. During this quarantine, I’ve been pretty good at social distancing, but soon I’ll have to go to the Gross-ry store to get more supplies.
by JuniperLoon March 24, 2020
Get the gross-ry storemug.