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fur therapy

When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.
“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”

*opens door*

Cat: *meow*

Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?

Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)

“Alright, there you go

Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)

“At least I got fur therapy”
by Malcontent lag August 17, 2022
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Fur baby

a cute dog or other free pet who loves to snuggle
oh who is my little fur baby
by Voidoutdoors September 7, 2024
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fur stretched

a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.
I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.
by tl_terry March 24, 2010
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Fur Celebration

The act of killing furries then having anal sex.
Me and Dr.phil had a Fur Celebration after the furry convention.
by Sir.Thotiest January 19, 2020
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Fee fur

Something you say when an unfortunate event occurs.
Steve: I locked myself out of my house yesterday. Then I finally got in, and saw that my dog had crapped all throughout the house because I couldn't get in to let him outside.

Danny: Fee fur.
by BaseHit5 December 22, 2009
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Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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Fur Dusting

Similar to Dusting but with a twist. The act of mutual felatio between a human and dog where one or both participants pass wind during the act
C2: "Last night I was fur dusting with rover and he darted mid lick!"
by Shits and giggles on the road September 28, 2020
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