Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

Gay space

The term given to the seat(s) that must be left empty between you and another male if you're going to see a movie with at least 1 other male friend, so that it doesn't look like you're both 2 homosexuals on a date.

Dude 1: Hey let's sit here!
Dude 2: Um yeah ok move over a seat bro we gotta have gay space.

by run_dcm July 20, 2012

Space Twinkie

Just a very akward term to discribe a penis.

"That looks like a Space Twinkie"

by PinataPrick6969666 December 20, 2020

space peanutbutter

Code word for "send me nudes"

Hey did you get the "space peanutbutter"

by numbznutz September 25, 2014

Wiggle Space

The extra space in your pants that allow for your stomach to expand after a large meal.

Lidia: "OOF. I am so full."
Daniela: "OOF. I know right we ate too much sushi. Good thing I have some wiggle space!"

by FixedDruck September 23, 2019

space hitler

sheev palpatine, who arguably should have told anakin to spare those younglings so they could be inquisitors like palpatine wanted them to be

"hey you know sheev palpatine?"

"Yeah he's a real space Hitler."

by shinydaumbreon May 3, 2021

Space Gilmour

The act of watching yourself spread your ass cheeks apart and shitting on the floor through a mirrors reflection.

1) Have you ever experienced the Space Gilmour? It's an emotional experience.

2) My friend Boris did a Space Gilmour a while back, don't even know the guy anymore

3) Why yes, I have done Space Gilmour before!

by Goosefarts November 18, 2014