Rice-a-Roni

The 70's game show prize of last resort. Even if you didn't win anything ; at least they sent you home with a box of Rice-a-Roni - the San Francisco treat.
A person you hook-up with at the end of the night out of desperation.

Girl 1: There are absolutely no good-looking guys here but I don't want to go home alone.
Girl 2: Well, take that guy over there home with you; he's not that bad-looking and you can dump him in the morning
Girl 1: Yeah, I guess he's my Rice-a-Roni for tonight

by Jacks25 August 23, 2009

rice hauler

A derogatory term used (usually) by young american males to describe foreign trucks. See rice rocket.

Jesse refused to buy a rice hauler. He only likes Chevy's.

by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

rice gun

a powerful gun that shoots rice at mach 10 and can pierce titanium like it was soft rock.

SKIDDYPOPOPBOOOOMSPITTERSPATTERPOOOPMOOM is how fast the rice gun shoots

by havanannananaan May 7, 2018

Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

rice-rocket

derogatory term for a very fast, usually modified, import car or motorcyle.

see rice car, honda

by dave cole April 14, 2005

shake the rice

The act of wanking off, asian style.
Generally includes the use of chopsticks and soya sauce.

TIME TO SHAKE THE RICE!! WOOOOOT!

by Invisible Cunt January 22, 2011

Rice Packer

A Racial Slur for a Person of General Asian decent. Usually from Vietnam, Korea(Both), Japan/ and or China. This term came about, no doubt due to the Asian's vast and insurmountable love for foods of the grainy type. They not only eat rice, in disgustingly large quantities, but it is also one of their major exports, so they therefore pack it...hence Rice Packers.

God: Hey yo...Rice Packer!

Wang Chung: I don't recognize you as my god...I serve Buddha

God: Get that cat out of your mouth, before I shoot you with lightning and bury you in the nearest rice patty

by BanRice April 19, 2009