Mud-squirrel

A piece or pieces of excrement.

If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".

Sabrina: "Dan where are you?"
Dan: "I'm in the bathroom, wrestling out a mud-squirrel"

by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007

Mud Cup

A disposable plastic drink cup with some water in it used by cigarette smokers as a makeshift ashtray. After a while; it becomes filled with so many used cigarette butts, the contents of it look like muddy tobacco sludge.

At Mike's party; I reached over for my beer cup. Since I was drunk, I didn't realize I was about to take a swig from the Mud Cup. Thank God someone stopped me before I chugged the whole damn thing.

by Dr. Claw March 13, 2010

Mud Sport

Mud sport is the same as water sports though it involves poo instead of pee.

I did not know that two girls one cup involved mud sports, until I watched the video!

by Eforen April 20, 2009

Mud Nigger

A derogatory term for the child of a Cuban (wetback) and an Arab (sand nigger).

What is with all these mud niggers swimming to America only to bomb our buildings?

by MudNigger February 7, 2012

Mud Blood

Violent mud diarrhea experienced next morning after drinking IPAs, mixed with asshole blood from excessive wiping.

Dude got white boy drunk shredding gnar had mud blood the next day. Bad for business.

by str8 outta dp September 23, 2015

Black Mud

A type of mud that sticks to everyone and everything. It's extremely hard to get off. Standing in it too long can cause you to slightly sink in it.

Person 1: Oh lord, look at all this mud on my pants and shoes! I barely touched the stupid mud!
Person 2: Dang, thats black mud, you'd better stay inside.

by Pinesol May 10, 2009

blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020