1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
Get the Milk the ferretmug. by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021
Get the Soy Milkmug. "Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."
by Tell me why do you care? January 3, 2017
Get the nutty milkmug. Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo March 13, 2018
Get the Milk pistolmug. by fresh boy! November 26, 2016
Get the Skin Milkmug. by BruhDictionary February 19, 2022
Get the Dad with the milkmug. A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.
A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
Get the Milk Cowmug.