Boat Mom

Noun: Drunken Soccer Moms' that drink Coronas at your local Tiki Bar.

See also: Soccer Moms'
Yo, some Boat Mom just asked for the connect to my plug.
by Fookintyeluh August 05, 2017
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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 24, 2023
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Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.
Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.
by Beedubbz June 15, 2011
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vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.
"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."
by The Thomas/Tommy September 19, 2015
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Boat Obama

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Boat Obama: Boat Obama Slam!
by weedsmoker311 July 13, 2019
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Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.
Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
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friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.
"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"
by skot9000 January 23, 2013
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