Feinting Ignorance

What you're doing... AND what I'M doing! GET IT!? It's a play on words! By shifting the context of the word IGNORANCE I make it so that I'M doing the same thing YOU'RE doing! Did you get it? Remember when I said that? Did you get it? Before I explained it, I mean.
Hym "Right. So, feinting ignorance is where you act as though you are unaware of information of which you are fully aware. But forms of bigotry such as sexism and racism and ablism are ALSO considered ignorance. So you could say that we are BOTH feinting ignorance, right? It's funny. Now, I now you're thinking 'You aren't really doing that! You're just saying to get away with it. You're ignorance is real.' And to that I say: YOU DON'T CARE! You don't give a single fuck about it. You just don't like the things I've said. AND I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU! You aren't an authority to which I can be held accountable. You're likely some piss-ant parent who's butt-hurt I said I don't care about you kids. Or are someone who doesn't like the idea of me not being worse than you. But it's funny right? Now that I explained it. It's kind of funny.... I'm one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, by the way. So... Yeah. That is all."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.
My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.
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OCTOBER 17

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
To see if your crush will ignore you back or make you NOT ignore him/her!
NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
OCTOBER 17 !
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ignorant irwin

A man who agrees to enact in a face sitting oral activity with a woman in which she Hershey squirts in his mouth before sitting on his face. When he decides he will spit the fecal matter into her punanny hence being a n ignorant Irwin
I met this girl Stacey at the bar last night and gave her the Ole ignorant irwin
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April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
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Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)
“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day
On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
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White Ignorance

When a white person ignores and or justifies the crimes of white people.
"Both Palestine and Israel are suffering!" By saying this you are ignoring the crimes that the israeli government has committed, and hiding it in White Ignorance.
by Pizzaz December 27, 2023
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