holiday handjob

A festive want given by a female

"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."

by Jsaggy April 21, 2018

Holiday home-wrecker

The fat Ho in the office who so pathetically desperate and lonely during the holiday season that she try’s offering herself to happily married men. Then to justify this disgusting act claims she is the married mans true soulmate.

The holiday home-wrecker is at it again. I told her she should try and spread holiday cheer I didn’t mean spread her legs.

by Hol9000 December 24, 2017

Holiday Odds

The game of odds played when on holidays, where the probability is equal to 1 over the number of days left on holidays.

Example:
When there is 2 days left on your holiday so once called on odds you must do 2 to 1.

Guy 1: Holiday odds you'll ask that girl for her number?
Guy 2: Ok 3 to 1 so?
Guy 1 &2: 3..2..1.. 2!

by Pratroculas April 26, 2017

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 29, 2017

holiday succ

a blowjob given during the holiday season that everyone loves.

person 1- what are you doing next week?
person 2- i'm getting ready to give my annual holiday succ.
person 1- AGAIN!!???
person 2- you know it!!🎄😫💦

by im ready for that holiday succ November 9, 2017

holiday creep

The phenomenon of a three day weekend, such as Labor Day, stretching out to four or five days.

Person A: Why is there so little traffic this morning? It's Thursday.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.

by Doctorjay May 13, 2018

Holiday friend

Like a holiday friend but having sex with him/her only in holidays.

I fucked with my holiday friend this summer. We will fuck next holiday

by Pandadick07 November 30, 2019