i have time

When you’re in the mood to debate/argue about any topic.

Did you hear what he just said?
Yes, and I have time today.

by Krearyal August 2, 2018

pleasure to have in class

What a teacher writes on your report card when they actually like you.

He was very nice. A pleasure to have in class.

by baba jan June 6, 2018

have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"

A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.

by sv3ns0n April 13, 2012

I have a boyfriend

A response for when a guy is being normal and friendly

Matt: "Hey, how's it going"
Jess: "Uhm excuse me, I have a boyfriend"

by roombaboomba September 16, 2019

have a nice day

When used in Brittain, this phrase actually means "Fuck You"

Have a nice day! *followed by the up yours two fingers*

by laladoodida August 10, 2008

i have no life

You have no life.You should go buy one of fuckin Amazon.

Dude1 I have no life

Dude 2: Go talk to your mom about masterbating im sleeping Jesus fuck

by freeloder34 May 27, 2017

We have to talk

The 4 word sentence that never leads to a good conversation. Usually a good way to prepare the other for bad news.

Translations for "We have to talk":
From Boss: You're fired.
From Girlfriend: I'm pregnant, I'm dumping you.
From Parents: We know what you did.
From Friends: Pay your rent dammit.

by sixfourfish January 7, 2009