The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.
by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

A sexual act where the male lays on top of a vehicle and dangles his penis down through the sunroof while his partner sucks on it from inside the vehicle like a hamster drinking water.
Last night after a few drinks my girlfriend was feeling kinky and performed a thirsty hamster on me.
by SUPERNOVA8 February 21, 2024

Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

#1 Black woman : “I hate this job”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!
by Brookster dude May 29, 2019
