Hapenis

The name of a bright, energetic child, bringing a happy future. Could also mean half of a penis, but we don't talk about that

"Hey! His/their/her name is Hapenis, right?"
"Yeah, people mistake it for happiness. sucks to be them."

by uwuowotwtqwqteehee April 17, 2021

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halenda

Sliced penguin penis used for making food

Do you guys want to eat halenda?

by penguinoflite August 25, 2021

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halzena

Coldest person in the world but sexy at the same time.

girl 1: "Can i have your number? you look so hot"
halzena: "no"

by jnnjann_04 November 22, 2021

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The most amazing and sexiest person alive... most likely a goddess in disguise. Very mysterious and good looking. Dark haired with pale skin and a lovely sexy body frame. A descendant from the light of heaven.

HALEENA CAN FUCK ME

by Glock and hard November 22, 2021

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Haleen

An incredibly trustworthy and kind person. Haleen's are often very short, but that's okay because they make up for their lack of stature with an incredible personality and stunning good looks. They are always surrounded by women who all want to date Haleen.

Scott: Wow, you are such a good friend, Haleen.
Haleen: Fuck off.

by taylorswift69420 November 22, 2021

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