Dye Hard

The sad, lonely, aging individual that resorts to dying their greying hair in hopes of fooling the oppisite sex into being attracted to them not realizing that they are Revealing more about themselves than they are covering up.

Woh, that poor dye hard should've gone to a salon...that looks like a cheap wig.

by rusty nailder December 16, 2010

Hard Greens

Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.

Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."

by MrLoganC October 7, 2016

hard banging

The act of fast, rough, hard sex

Hey man.....sorry I'm so exhausted, I've been hard banging all night

by Gigalo August 8, 2017

cowboy hard

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.

Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.

Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard

Mike: *silence*

by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough April 21, 2014

rails hard

Likes to get fucked hardcore.

Bryan McGill

Wow that girl liked getting fucked so hard last night, she rails hard bro

by Just_do_it_bry July 1, 2016

food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma

I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.

by Roundthebend November 29, 2014

Hoodie Hard

When people be gettin tattoos on they face, neck, and hands only. Thus giving them the appearance of being "hard" and all covered with tattoos...only when they wear hoodies, which they do at all times. Most of the time there is no tattoos anywhere on the rest of their bodies, but only those visible while wearing a hoodie. There is usually nothing "hard" at all about these individuals, and the tattoos have a distinct juvenile correctional institution look to them.

Yo did you see those fuckin kids with their faces all tatted up? Total fuckin hoodie hard posers.

by PeteNorth March 21, 2022