Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Content guidelines

A list of useless information that no one reads. Like, you won't do that stuff anyway, right?

These content guidelines are sooooo long that I'll skip them.

by yesssssssssssssssooooo March 24, 2023

Content guidelines

A bunch of bullshit you always skim by.

toobs: holy shit i´d rather die before reading the content guidelines, it would actually eat up half of my lifespan to do.

by im copper October 24, 2023

Boochie gouder

Vagina

Don't forget to wash your boochie gouder

by Option B March 29, 2024

study guide heist

A sneaky or strategic maneuver by one student to acquire another student's well-crafted study guide before an upcoming exam—often disguised as casual interest or collaboration.

"Hey, can I see what you did for your study guide?"
"Sure." (student glances over it)
"Actually, wait... can you just send me all that?"

Bystander (shouts): "They just did the study guide heist on you bro"

by kababa_theGreat April 15, 2025

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

clans and guides

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is an animated series based on Hasbro's popular My Little Pony franchise. The show premiered on October 10, 2010 on Hasbro's The Hub channel, and is currently in its fourth season. This incarnation of the franchise is referred to as the fourth generation, or G4, of My Little Pony. The show was developed for television by Lauren Faust, who is known for her work on two of Cartoon Network's popular and critically-acclaimed franchises, The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

The series stars a unicorn pony named Twilight Sparkle, a student of Princess Celestia, the ruler of the magical land of Equestria. The princess gives Twilight the task of learning about friendship and sends her and her assistant, a young dragon named Spike, to Ponyville. There, they meet some interesting ponies, including action-loving Rainbow Dash, glamorous Rarity, hard-working Applejack, timid Fluttershy, and hyperactive Pinkie Pie. Together, they go on adventures, solve various problems, and learn about the magic of friendship. The series has generated a cult following, whose members are often called bronies.

My Little Pony clans and guides

by some swagger January 4, 2014