if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.

Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

by Guest September 6, 2005

happy grass

weed...yeah thats really all...just ... weed

man, we smoked a pound of happy grass last night

by satans_whore_666 April 4, 2006

cutting someone's grass

When someone attempts to pick up your woman.

"Am I cutting your grass here mate?
"Nah, all's good, we jus' friends."

by Diego September 16, 2003

Green Grass and High Tides

One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.

The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.

*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.

by Arockalypse February 2, 2009

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010

ass to grass

Doing full range squats and beyond, meaning when you squat you go a below parallel.

matt: you squatting today?
james: yup
matt: ass to grass or 2 inch rom?
james: below parallel! lol

by martylolwut July 19, 2009