gordon deng

a person who has a small penis and big nipples

I'm not a Gordon Deng

by 69_69drui September 6, 2022

Gordon Freeman effect

A strong urge to protect humanity from invading aliens, stop talking, destroying all boxes in sight and to crawl around in vents, that somebody gets whenever they hold a crowbar.

Jake: " hey look at this crowbar"

Mike: " carefully it might have the Gordon Freeman effect on you"
Jake: * smashing boxes with said crowbar*

by notThepybro September 21, 2023

Mordy gord

1: A phase of a rarely spoken hindi dialect that roughly translates to "mighty good" or "very good"

2: A slang term for one of Indian decent

1- "Mujhē lagatā hai MORDY GORD Āja"
translation: I feel mighty/very good today

2- Jimmy: "look at all of those mordy gords in the corner"
Bob: "lets do our best to ignore them"

by That-guy-from-ownagepranks January 2, 2013

Goat Gored

To be severely injured by a goat.

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.

by Judicium May 22, 2015

Cheesy Gordita Suck

A messy sloppy blow job.

Dude venessa is known to dish out cheesy gordita sucks.

by BenGreene August 4, 2017

little gordy's

exceptionally large sperm

Oh shit last night I gave her the little gordy's so hard it killed the bitch

by dady's cumi October 4, 2017

“don gordon”

The “Don Gordon”, Jamaican slang for the big boss, kingpin.
Often said as a compliment, or admiringly out of respect for your talents.

See Fola over there? He’s the “Don Gordon” when it comes to computers.

by tha_thuga July 1, 2018