Golf

A competition of who can yell "F**K" the loudest.

"Who won the Golf game?"
"Well, John had the lower score, but I yelled F**K louder so really it was a wash"

by wr36 November 27, 2023

golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport

Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.

by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019

Golfing

A nonce, noncing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

Golf Sleezebag

Fuck boy who owns a golf that's is always fucked. With out fail will get his friends to fix it when it breaks

Golf Sleezebag .Oil oi

Friends . Stfu

by Fuck you finneran February 22, 2017

Golf

Flicking a girl in the clit so hard that she has a orgasm

I love playing golf with my girl

by Big clit October 23, 2020

Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Golfing

The art of railing lines, shelving pills, droppin acid, getting on the pipe or havin a choof in Kwinana.
or
Other activity pretending to be golf, but not Golf.

S: Hey bitch, you wanna go golfing?

T: Yep, get on it cyyunt!
Nek day
R: Aye, you guys been golfing have ya? ha ha

by CardyGreen June 11, 2025