A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
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I don't trust this post about a student room, because there was a mooning gnome right above it, in the same group.
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