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Glasgow shower

To apply aerosol deoderant to one's pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.
Christ! I've pulled and I've only had a Glasgow shower! D'you think she'll notice?quick pssst
by Das Unterweger October 25, 2007
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glass closet

Taylor Swift’s place of residence
Taylor’s in a glass closet with all of these hints she’s been dropping through her lyrics and actions.
by cardiganette August 27, 2021
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glass monkey

A person who is addicted to Crck, Meth or any number of drugs consumed by smoking in a glass pipe.
"I was sitting at the red light and this glass monkey came to my window and asked for some change."
by J_Wizzo April 20, 2006
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ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.
The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
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George Glass

What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS
Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!
by mavros May 13, 2006
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Glasgow Kiss

"Yeah, i so gave her a "Glasgow Kiss""
by durpyderpadurpd January 1, 2012
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