Gash crasher

A Scottish rapist.

He’s a slimy wee gash crasher . Watch him around your girlfriend

by fragmaster August 23, 2018

Jelly Gash

After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash

After dinner last night. My gal said it is that time of the month, My area is a total Jelly Gash.

by Thenry June 20, 2023

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 07, 2020

throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018

Gail’s Gash

A woman who uses her special parts to seduce all genders. Often quite angry and strict with a violent tendencies

“Yo ya mam is a right Gail’s gash. How long you band in for? Did she give you that bruise?”

by Army man Paul October 27, 2019

Multi-Purpose-Gash

A girl(s) that satisfies other needs as well as sex

Went over there last night, shagged her, she cooked me dinner then let me copy her coursework, shes great multi-purpose-gash

by El Bark May 12, 2011

Paws in the Gash

When a man sticks his fingers inside a womens cavity

Hey DJ did Trevor stick his paws in the gash

by Jaysean Derullo February 25, 2011