front row parking

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008

Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.

Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.

by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014

mr. foltz

A boring white guy. Often a teacher who likes nothing but to give his students homework.

Person 1 - Who do you have to science?
Person 2 - Mr. Foltz
Person 1 - That sucks!

by Hologrhayms October 17, 2013

frolicious

an adverb that describes frolicking, especially the sexual frolics of a cult

Mickael, lets start a frolicious cult
I want to rip off all my clothes and get frolicious

by Bess the fox April 10, 2008

front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.

"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."

by Roghog October 10, 2014

frolivant

1. playful behavior or action;
2. to have fun; engage in merrymaking;
3. to wander about, seeking pleasure or diversion;
4. any activity where the phrase "tra la la" can be said during the act

Aileen: "Let's frolic in the waves."
Robert: "I'm not really into frolicking but I could go for some gallivanting."
Robert and Aileen: "Well then let's frolivant in the waves."

by b00tl3gg3r June 4, 2007

Front the dome

To give a guy you have no actual relationship with a random blow job.

That girl over there is so slutty. She'll definitely front the dome.

by LMLYMI January 8, 2009