Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

Fondue Fountain

a Sergal only Bukkake

Sergal 1: hey, do you wanna make a Cheese Wheel?
Sergal 2: why don't we do a Fondue Fountain instead?

by KateHanami April 10, 2022

Chocolate Fountain

When a snow bunny is given a facial by multiple black dudes

Did you hear about Lindas facial ? It was more like a chocolate fountain with all those black guys

by Jizzues Christ December 25, 2017

Fountain of youth

When you are fucking a male/female and your about to bust pull out, grab your nuts, jerk off, and release your nuts and yell fountain of youth while simultaneously giving your girl a laser precise cumshot up her left nostril and the Coriolis effect should take affect in the nasal cavity and the pure force of your cum will shoot out the back of her neck and go up to heaven and retrieve her soul before she enters the gate so then you need to put her ice on a frozen bed of your cum to preserve her and on the 3rd day at exactly 4:19:21 PM start jerking off over her body and shoot a load into her belly button and she will be resurrected and will be your slave for eternity.

Yo bro you wanna try the fountain of youth?

by Codyboi30 April 1, 2022

Fountain Dew

Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines

"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"

by IncyIncoming September 7, 2022

fountain hopping

The act of wading in a fountain, typically with the goal of being a rebellious degenerate. Activities often include shotgunning Keystone Light and smoking blunts, with great vigor. Originating from Stanford University

Let's go fountain hopping today, I'm tryna get fucked up

by fearthetree July 29, 2019