team virtuous

1. a slightly cooler way of admitting that you're carrying a v card.
2. a way of reminding yourself that you're not the only poor schmuck who's not getting any; you're part of the *team*
3. not to be used to describe the pure and virtuous, but rather the tragically virtuous.
4. a loser with a losing streak of at least four years.
im not batting for team virtuous by choice; i'm here by default and utter lack of opportunity.
by tragically_virtuous January 24, 2005
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Team Erin

1. A collective term used to describe two best friends who are coinsidentally both named Erin; this is used to avoid saying the name Erin twice in once sentence. 2. Two stunningly hot and amazing individuals. 3. Those who are wise, those who have an unnatural amount of common sense, and those who are not mentall ill.
Team Erin is here !
Who are you going out with tonight? Team Erin!
by Half of Team Erin September 26, 2007
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TEAM MOPAR

Your regular parts guys at the local chrysler dodge jeep plymouth eagle kawasaki studabaker dealership. They are the only guys who know everything, metaphoricly speaking, although they have the power to run the dealership. They can also give anybody a hot carl when they want to. so bow down and kiss their fucking feet if you want to, bitches.


Cause I'm Rick James, Bitch
Team Mopar gave A. Johnson, H.D., Sanna Anna a 1lj while Bob Morris and Shirley got it on with each other while wanda watched from the couch.
by cleatus November 17, 2004
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Team Breezy

The most loyal group of Chris Brown supporters. They're individuals who respect others and and their opinions, race, gender, sexuality preference. They're a group of people who can really make a difference in this world. They are a family and they the best team than any other artist out there. They have been Chris Brown supporters since day one & never stopped.Stand by Chris Brown no matter what. Buys all Chris albums, itunes, votes and watches all his videos dvds movies interviews & downloads mixtapes attend all concerts. Always knows whats up with Chris. They don't care what the media says they love Chris Brown.
Team Breezy are loyal.
by Ibrahim Elayyan November 14, 2016
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Team Tatted

1) A person who has 5 tattoo's or more.

2) A person who has a large portion of their body tattooed (a sleeve, a full back tattoo etc.)
by Cccoats October 17, 2011
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SWAT Team

Relies heavily on the element of surprise. While a significant other is on the toilet taking a #2, the man waits quietly outside the door and pulls it (ie. loads the gun). When the time is right, the man busts open the door and lets it go all over the helpless deuce dropper. Classic!
Hey Larry!
What?
I SWAT Teamed Agnes while she was taking a dump!
Right on man!
by Raul (comes out at night) January 13, 2006
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swat team

a sexual maneuver where you send one to the front door as a distraction while seven go storming in the back door. clearly, this requires high finger dexterity in order to fully utilize the element of surprise.
(one at front) *tap tap tap* ... *tap tap tap*
(seven at back) "SWAT TEAM, MOTHERFUCKER!"
by crazycarl88 August 20, 2009
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