Cereal

A type of breakfast soup with sugar and milk as its primary ingredients, commonly eaten as a midnight or afternoon snack. Most commonly consumed by young children, stoners and adults who aren’t bothered to cook.

Dave- What are you eating for breakfast

Stove- I feel like eating cereal
Dave- ok

by elijahlover999 December 29, 2021

cereal

A meal that can be eaten at any time of the day.

"Cereal is a breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It can also be a great night snack."

by Anthony Jonas February 24, 2016

cereal

canada

sarah: i live in cereal. i also eat myself every day

by ñañaña November 18, 2019

Cereal

–adverb
seer-ee-uhl

A term for the combination of words Seriously and For Real.

Melissa: Whats the weather gonna be like tomorrow?
David: Its gonna be 81 degrees
Melissa: mmm sounds like a good pool day
David: CEREAL

by cereallyforeally June 30, 2011

cereal

likes playing mario. ghosy didnt say to type this.. hahahah

fuck you cereal

by CerealShip January 14, 2024

cereal

person described by aucil as a "stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal," and "Not worth consuming and entertaining."

"Dude
What the fuck man
Every single fucking time
Without fail
Do you have anything to say?
You fuckin stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal
Not worth consuming and entertaining
Past your prime type cereal
Ugly"
quote from aucil

by CerealShip January 15, 2024

cereal

A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.

Did you have any cereal yet?
No.
Would you like some of mine?
...

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020